A New Scientific Study Posted on 9/11/2003 at 04:19:21 PM by Scientist Bob (who is realy Brianish)
With Jeremies attending an acredited university the question has been raised, "how in all the territories not claimed by Derek, Brian, or Jeremy did he ever gain admitance?"
Scientists are confused by this question, but a new theory (actually a repititios joke made in poor taste) states that Jeremy is so lacking in any type of intelligence that he created a universal paradox. Which, in order to prevent it implosion, created a series of obscure coincidences that to the unscientific observer Jeremy seemed to actually posses a positive IQ. Another Theory deals with bribery (note the 50M donations to ASU in the previose year) but scientistis do not beleive that Jeremy actualy posseses enough intelligence to pull that off. Yet another theory deal with Mofia Style indtimidation, but scientists felt that that was more of a Brianish action.
Inconclusion, 7>4 but what is its realtion to 6i???