everything you do is superfuckingcute%01 and i can't stand it :)

everything you do is superfuckingcute, and i can't stand it :)
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Posted on May 18, 2010 at 11:58:08 PM by breanne

-breanne
-female, obvz.
-eighteen, bitches. that means i'm legal. ;)
-i'm tall, lean, and very tan, which automatically equals fabulous. :D my hair falls straight down my back and is naturally blonde, but it's currently streaked with a multitude of colors--brown, black, bright red, neon green, sky blue, purple, hot pink, and orange. i like to experiment with hair dye. ;) i'm really skinny but not like, anorexic-skinny like those bitches you see at high school. just a good skinny. i've got a gorgeous smile and my eyes are this tropical blue color; like, really, really blue with a little bit of really bright green mixed in. overall, i'm gorgeous.
-i'm crazy; what can i say? i live to party and party to live--that's my motto. i love to hang with my friends, i love to drink, but i absolutely hate smoking. it's disgusting and gives you bad breath. i like a fun life, and i'm always happy unless you do something stupid to piss me off. i'm crazy.. oh wait, i already said that. oh well. i love people overall. unless they're stiff and annoying and not talkative, and then they get on my bad list. and believe me, you do not want to get on my bad list. :]
-played by affirmative

Holy shit, this is weird!
Okay, so, let me explain. I'm not high on anything, I swear--okay, so maybe I am. I don�t really remember this morning all that well. I could�ve popped some ecstasy or something this morning and just don�t remember. But anyways, it�s story time now, so listen up.

Anyways, I was strolling along the beach that borders my Floridian home. The tide is coming in and it�s tickling my toes just a little bit, so I�m smiling and laughing as I skip along the shoreline. My multi-colored hair flaps along in the breeze and wow, I�m in a really good mood. Like, a crazy good mood. The kind where I just want to go out and drink and party and have fun. But it�s the middle of the day, and the good parties start at night.. which SUCKS big time, let me tell you. :/

But um, anyways. I was suddenly hit by this ginormous wave and I fall over. The water rushes over my head and starts pulling me back into the sea (I know, it�s crazy, right?!)! I freak out and try to swim, but the current is too strong and it feels as if I�m going to drown. As the waves pull me under I suddenly realize something: I�m going to die, holy fuck. And I can�t do that. So I heave upward with all of my strength and breach the surface, but I�m not in Florida anymore; or even Kansas, to be honest with you. I have no idea where I am.

So, freaking out a little�okay, a lot�I swim towards the only thing in sight�a large castle looming out of the water just ahead. As I swim, I notice that the water is full of fallen trees and in some places, dead animals. Ew, just ew. I try not to look at those as I swim. But yeah. Eventually I reach land and begin walking towards the big castle, trying to figure out just where the hell I am. I see others, but most of them seem to loom over me�even the castle seems huge, even by castle standards.

Somehow, I had shrunk! I feel like a midget now. And everyone else has this cool things on their backs�oh wait, are those wings? Awesome, bby.

So maybe I did take something this morning. :/ Probably. Maybe I got too drunk and passed out at the beach and now I�m having a big huge crazy dream. I sure hope so, because Derek had just invited me to his place tonight, and I was hoping to get laid for the first time in like.. a long time. Seriously, it�s been like a week. I need alcohol and sex to regulate my life. Without those things.. well, this place seems too srs bznz to worry about sex or alcohol.

I may just die.

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Accepted - By Pixie May 21, 2010 at 09:54:11 PM

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