Poem (humorous) IP: 131.82.5.82 Posted on May 10, 2011 at 05:45:23 PM by ittalrac
TIE ME PLUTOCRAT DOWN
By Paul Kesler
(sung to the tune of “Tie Me Kangaroo Down”)
Tie me plutocrat down, sport,
Tie me plutocrat down;
Pound him into the ground, sport,
Tie me plutocrat down.
Confiscate his estate, mate,
Confiscate his estate,
We have earned a rebate, mate,
So confiscate his estate.
All together now:
Tie me plutocrat down, sport,
Tie me plutocrat down;
Pound him into the ground, sport,
Tie me plutocrat down.
Let the workers go loose, Lou,
Let the workers go loose.
They’ve had too much abuse, Lou,
So let the workers go loose.
Dump the Federal Reserve, Merv,
Dump the Federal Reserve.
That is what it deserves, Merv,
So dump the Federal Reserve.
All together now:
Tie me plutocrat down, sport,
Tie me plutocrat down;
Pound him into the ground, sport,
Tie me plutocrat down.
Kill the treasury bills, Will,
Kill the treasury bills.
They are makin’ me ill, Will,
So kill the treasury bills.
Stop the stock market fraud, Claude,
Stop the stock market fraud.
I refuse to applaud, Claude,
Just stop the stock market fraud.
All together now:
Tie me plutocrat down, sport,
Tie me plutocrat down;
Pound him into the ground, sport,
Tie me plutocrat down.
I despise oligarchs, Mark,
I despise oligarchs.
Throw ‘em all to the sharks, Mark,
‘Cause I despise oligarchs.
All together now:
Tie me plutocrat down, sport,
Tie me plutocrat down;
Pound him into the ground, sport,
Tie me plutocrat down.
Tan their hides when I’m dead, Fred,
Tan their hides when I’m dead.
“So we tanned their hides when he died, Clyde,
And that’s them hangin’ on the shed –
All togithah now”:
Tie me plutocrat down, sport,
Tie me plutocrat down;
Pound him into the ground, sport,
Tie me plutocrat down.
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