I swear to god, I couldn't go a single day without some asshole going and pissing all over it. Today was no exception. Let me paint a picture for you: I'm lounging about, relaxing by the crags. It's a beautiful day, the sun is warming the area. I'm just about to slip into a peaceful nap when BAM! Some moron goes howling the most obnoxiously needy sound i'v ever heard. Day ruined, time to go beat the crap out of the douche that thought he was more important than everyone else, especially me.
So thats where I was headed, to go give this male a piece of my mind. I stalked through the shadows, grumbling in annoyance. I followed his stench that he had left all over the freaking place. As I got closer, I noticed that more and more scents began to come together with his. Had he pissed that many wolves off? Well I hope not because I wanted to rip his balls off and really make him sing! If it wasn't already clear, i'm in a bad mood. It might have gotten better had my day not been ruined. I guess some people just like to watch blood stain my white coat.
Through the trees I could see a smaller black male. I was taller than him but we probably weighed roughly the same. I could easily take him, i'd been trained to kill larger, stronger wolves than he. I hunkered myself down, ready to make my grand entrance. Suddenly a girl who had stumbled into the group, started backing up right towards me, clueless to my whereabouts.(this is Denali my other wolf) I waited until she was within striking distance before jumping out with a snarl, nipping at her heels. "Watch where you're going mutt," I growled. She yelped, thoroughly startled, and took off towards the black wolf, like she some how knew him.
I stalked forward, a grin plastered on my maw as a deep chuckle rolled in my chest. As I stepped out just as a large white wolf, who was laying on a ledge above the waterfall, made a rather cold comment that made me take his side immediately. So his nap had been disrupted too? Interesting....
It was still extremely quiet throughout the group. There were several females, along with the one i'd accidentally scared. I groaned, the only interesting one here was the grouchy male on the ledge. I'd be better off going after the black fucker who started this whole thing. But just when I was about to go after him, another large male stepped out from the shadows. I watched as he looked up at D'Manaco with a look that said 'who were you to be speaking like such?' This asshole was just asking to have his throat ripped out. The way he walked in with his tail held high like he was better than everyone else. Even screeching Enderly was better than this wolf. I growled slightly, smirking and rolling my similar red eyes. "Ladies, ladies, you're both pretty, can we please get along?" I said cheekily to the both of them to get them to stop their little stare down.
I stood and wandered to the edge of the group, laying down and growing bored of the whole ordeal. I hoped it would get interesting, maybe the two testosterone filled males would fight each other; a little blood shed never hurt anyone. I completely ignored all the wolves that stumbled in afterwards, they were of no importance to me unless they did something to captivate my attention. It was going to be a long day. |