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INTERVIEW WITH GORDON IRELAND starts now on UBTV.

Joe walks into news room. Audience cheers him on as he sits down. Lights fade. Gordon Ireland walks into Borodino's sound studio.

JOE
Why are they bullying you. I thought bullying was only done in schools.

GORDON
Me too, Joe!
( audience quiets down, )
Thanks Joe. Your unorthodox personality is a blessing.

JOE
Gordon. I missed a few town meetings due to other activities and lack of interest. So, please tell me what the new attacks are about. Should you be in jail?

GORDON
I want to reply to MOO683 and other members who stated I should be in "jail" for what I have done. I am waiting to meet with anyone and I welcome any investigation. The State does due audits periodically as you know, Joe.

My time as super brought over $1.000.000.00 in grant funding to Spafford as well the first water district and also an eight million dollar interest free loan for the three towns involved.

Two hundred thousand dollars for the Historical Society and property to create a veteran's memorial.

The above was not me alone but by members of the town board and other civic minded citizens of Spafford.

You are the first to criticize but lack the courage to sign your name.

So that's it, Joe. If you need any more information or if anyone wants to meet with me and you, I will. If not they can watch your comprehensive movie you made 14 years ago called, Sex Lies and Video Tapes in Spafford for a historical review of human behavior.

JOE
Gordon thank you for seeing me and my wife. Criticizm of the Bullett is fine but sign your name. To call us names about being in Russia for removing the Ireland post is illogical and on you. What did you expect? You MOO knew you would create all this inefficient behavior. All you had to do is put your name and your blog will not be removed. So who starts it first? I hope Gordon and UBTV helped? If not,... he said you can call him. I am fair to Mary, Gordon and Web. They all did/will do a fine job.

Joe asks one last question.

JOE
The others have new, fully loaded, $27.000 dollar vehicles and you drive an average sedan. What gives?

Gordon had no comment as he left the studio.

Fade up lighting and audience cheers the event.

THE END

Joe dreams of doing a fundraiser UBTV event at the Grange.


Joe Blow Vecchio

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