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Now that's funny!
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Posted on 8/12/2015 at 11:58:34 AM by Terri
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a big pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.
One of the women shouted at him, "We're not coming out a here till y'all leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of my pond naked. Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed them alligators."
Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast.
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