Motherís Magic Medicine IP: 126.96.36.199 Posted on September 26, 2015 at 02:44:50 AM by vivwade
When I was a little kid, and felt a bit unwell,
My mother made a potion that gave off an awful smell.
I donít know what ingredients she used to put in it,
But after just one spoonful, I would soon be fighting fit!
It healed my granís lumbago, and my grandadís dodgy hip,
It got rid of Dadís headache, and he only had a sip.
It eased my brotherís acne, and his tendency to blush,
It cured my sisterís stutter, and a nasty case of thrush.
It wasnít just a medicine, it shifted stubborn stains,
Annihilated woodworm, and it even unblocked drains!
She kept it in a lead lined flask, I know that might sound drastic,
But when she used a pop bottle, it melted through the plastic!
I wish my mother was still here, to make some of her potion.
Iíd have a go myself, but I just havenít got a notion.
I wish I had the recipe, it could bring untold wealth,
Or failing that, I wish they did it on the National Health.