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80 th Birthday

A Loadmasters wife went on a voyage on the " Ocean Princess" to the South Pacific Islands to celebrate her 80th Birthday. The first evening she goes to the bar and orders A Irish Whisky, Colcannon if you have it, with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says " I Am on this cruise to celebrate my 80th Birthday and today is it's today" The bartender says "well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy one a drink, In fact, this one is on me" As the lady finishers her drink, the woman to her right says I would like to buy a drink, too" The lady says " Thank Barman I want another Irish with two drops of water. " Coming up" says the Barman, as she finishes that drink the man on her left says 'I would like to buy you one , too. The lady says thank you Barman, I would like another Irish Whisky with two drops of water" " Coming right up" the Bartender says. Ma-m I am dying of curiosity, why the Irish Whisky with only two drops of water?. The lady replies" Sonny when you are my age, You've learned to hold your liquor....Holding your water however, is a whole other issue." This has been altered, The original story had a lecherous Flt Eng. who tried to chat the Lady up etc. etc. Changed to protect the Loadmasters wife who was involved!!!!!

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