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No more Loadmasters to go the U.K.!!
Two Mature Loadmasters, Col.& Bob were in England and noticed a advertisement for Servicemen for employment with Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth as footmen, to walk along her carriage. Col says" Hey Bob we^d be set for life if we got the positions, no more Flying with those xxx Flight Engineers. All we have to do is walk ". They decided to apply. Because the Queen is keen to be seen supporting Australia they had a interview with Her Majesty. At the interview the Queen says to them: "Because my footmen must wear small shoes and long white stockings, I must see your ankles, to be sure they are not swollen or misshapen, as it very important that they look right" After they show her their ankles and she is satisfied that they have shapely ankles, the Queen says;" Now it also important that you don't have knobbly knees, because they show through the white stockings, so I need to see your knees too." After she is satisfied that their knees are OK she says to them: " Now everything appears to be in shape, so I just need to see your testimonials". So later on when they finally get out of Dartmoor Prison Bob says " If we just had a bit more education. we would have got the job "" Australia House in the Strand have confirmed that Two former Helicopter Crewman have been employed as the Queens Escort Carriage Horses, Shovels and buckets to pick up the horses Poo.

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