Re(3): It's oh so quiet.... IP: 184.108.40.206 Posted on December 15, 2016 at 03:20:21 PM by The Bishop of Dodge Hill
Altering boys is now frowned upon by Holy Mother Church and Father Megson in particular has been repeatedly warned about this nefarious practice (in fact he's currently on his 87th warning but who's counting?).
Holy Mother Church has decreed that altering boys or anyone claiming to be such is guilty of mortal sin (and probably a big fat liar as well) and said offenders shall be confined to no more than 2 words per post possibly accompanied by the odd obscene gesture.
Wholehearted repentance and full remission of sin may be granted in Father Megson's private confessional (usual place, usual time, no advance notice required).