Posted on August 2, 2017 at 06:29:29 PM by draco
This post may contain swearing and adult themes.
well you could,
but youíd be wrong.
Look, Iím not being rude or anything - in fact, Iím trying so hard not to be rude to everyone that it might seem (to any lesser individual) that Iím being rude to them. But I just want the masses to know Iím here for them. Not too much, but a bit. But I canít actually see anyone right now, so maybe Iíll give this guy my full attention for a bit. Maybe then he wonít squeeze my hand quite so much. Heís stronger than me (which Perry would like to point out isnít hard, but Iíve had several children so Iím pretty hench), and heís squashing my bones a little bit, and it actually is a bit painful.
Only a bit.
Like I said, hench.
I donít remember the name Quinn, but then I donít remember what I did yesterday. It was probably some variation of trying to avoid water, but specifics arenít coming to mind. No matter, everything I do is awesome so it was probably awesome too.
He doesnít give much away, which is probably a good thing because itís probably fairly boring. "That sounds Ö interesting," I tell him, but hopefully he doesnít think that I desire further information, because I donít. However, it seems we may have a mutual interest in despising this hideously damp place. I shall continue to talk about that, and therefore myself (who doesnít want to hear about me?), because I donít really care about his death etc. "How badly do you think this water is affecting my hair? On a scale of 1-10, 10 being its usual perky, perfect self; 1 being bald." I know I have hair magic now but still, Iím concerned.
I cannot appear less than perfection for my adoring fans; they may find someone else to adore (though if theyíre hair fans, thereís not much choice out there. Come on Shamanites, pick up a hair brush every once in a while), and I donít know what Iíd do without them.
Wherever they currently are.
if you want my body, and you think iím sexy,
come on, sugar, let me know.
- *so hate me for the things i've done; - By TARQUiN August 2, 2017 at 08:30:37 PM
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