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Posted on February 12, 2018 at 10:32:59 PM by Fenn

!! MATURE WARNING !!
Some adult themes and implied swearing, etc. below.
Because they are ridiculous and can't even behave for an interview....


We’re live in the studio here today with Ben and Rev. This is the first time your voice will be broadcast to millions by radio! How do you feel about that?
Rev: Well, we're just really gratef-
Ben: -steals microphone- We just want to let all the ladiesssss know we're single so uh, give us a call? Oh, and maybe some dudes for Rev. Got your back, little bro. -slaps Rev's back-
Rev: Oh. my. god. I thought we agreed to not. do. that. -wrestling over microphone- Anyways, ignore him. As I was saying, we're grateful to have the opportunity to... Stop doing that, they can't even see you!
Ben: -miming using the phone in the background, winking and mouthing "call me!"- I was talking to the super sexy intern. Yeah, you with the really big -sound of Ben being smacked by Rev- eyes.

Let’s get some basics about you. How long have you been on Shaman and how do you like it here? Do you have a favourite place in Shaman that you like to go to?
Rev: We're Shamanites through and through, been here since we were born-
Ben: Before that if you count when we were -smacked again-
Rev: As for our favorite place-
Ben: Definitely love me some of that Belladonna, if you catch my drift.
Rev: STOP. WINKING. You're not even doing that right! You're just... just... blinking out of sync! -clears throat- ANYWAYS, we also like-
Ben: White Griffin! I mean, technically we're probably too young to go in there as customers and all but we work as like-
Rev: BUSBOYS AND DISHWASHERS.
Ben: Right, what did you think I was going to say? Jeesh, Rev, calm down. It's like you've never been-
-sounds of a large scuffle while interviewer claims "technical difficulties". Come back a bit later out of breath-

I see. What’s your view on the current monarchy drama? Who is the rightful King of Shaman?
Ben: I don't give a shi-
Rev: He MEANT to say we're not into politics much, really.
Ben: Right, I don't give a *BLEEP*, that's what I said. Did you guys bleep it? I hope you bleeped it. Should I just bleep myself? Is there like, a bleep button I can push? *BLEEEEEEEEEEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEPING BLEEP* Oh you guys are good, I thought for sure you'd miss the f*BLEEP*. Close one, guys! -Laughing Ben starts choking as if someone is strangling him-

An interesting take on things. Do you have a favourite royal?
Ben: Lady Morgana is fiiiiiiiiine as hell!
Rev: -muffled from putting his hand over the microphone, hisses- You can't just call the daughter of a god and the sister of the king 'fine as hell' on a live broadcast, you idiot! Not to mention she's, like, our half-sister or whatever.
Ben: Why, it's a compliment ain't it? And what half-sister, it's not like Mallos even acknowledges us. I bet he forgot all about us,
mean ole daddy.
Rev: If, uh, if anyone high up and important is listening to this, he meant to say-
Ben: Sister or not, I'd like to take her out to a movie and -wrestling sounds, laughter- and some drinks and maybe do some OTHER - OW! - sometime so, uh, give her my DEEEETAILSSSSSSSSS. Ouch, Rev, that was uncalled for!
Rev: You *BLEEEEEEEEEEP* disgusting *BLEEEEEEEP*
Ben: Told ya they were good with the bleeping.

And a favourite deity?
Rev: We don't particularly have one, I guess, since we haven't really met any, but-
Ben: That Lorraine can freeze me any day. Have you seen the knock-
Rev: OH MY GOD YOU'RE GOING TO GET US KILLED.
Ben: I meant skin! She has real nice skin!
Rev: Our father is technically Mallos so I would say he's our favorite.
Ben: Technically, Mallos ain't never looked our way. He's a baaaaad daddy. Everything wrong we do is his fault, so like,
send the bill to him, kay?
Rev: -sounds terrified- He's... he's just kidding, everyone! Just kidding!

What are the best and worst bits? And what would your dream job be?
Rev: Best bits are the freedom, I suppose. We can get up to a lot of good- Ben? Ben, where are you going? You can't just leave in the middle of the broadcast.
Ben: But it's so booooooring. I'm done now. Can I be done now?
Rev: JUST SIT QUIETLY THEN!
Ben: -defeated sigh, muttering- *BLEEEEP bleep bleeeeeep* Okay it's fun again now. HEY! Can I play with the sound effects?
-sizzling sound, thunderstorm, tornado siren-
Intern: Please, sir, if you would just sit down and not touch any-
-female "Ooooh!" sound (pre-recorded)-
Rev: -heavy sigh-
Interviewer: Uh... let's go to commercial break!

Now that we're back from commercial break... If you had to pick five other fairies to spend eternity on a desert island with, who would they be?
Rev: Anyone but Ben.
Ben: -mockingly imitating Rev- Anyone but Ben.
Rev: Stop doing that!
Ben: Stop doing that!
Rev: I hate you so much right now.
Ben: I love you so much right now. Gimme a kiss, bro.
Rev: -screams- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, get away from me you creep!

Is there someone on Shaman you secretly admire? Someone you want to be friends with, maybe, or a quiet crush?
Rev: No romantic interests for either of us yet.
Ben: Bro's a virgin, so like... someone save him!
Rev: -hissing- There is nothing wrong with waiting until the time is right. And like you can talk, you're a virgin too!
Ben: Oh, right. -fake sobbing- I wish some hot lady with big -smack- a big heart would take pity on me.
Rev: ANYWAYS. We really admire the business owners, like, you know, Lachlan. He's a cool guy and I mean, he's really taken the initiative to start his own brewing company, and see where it's got him now... What, no snide comments?
Ben: Nah, he's cool. And also he'll -mumbles through Rev's hand something that sounds like 'kill us if we say otherwise'-

What shape do you think your ren should be, and what level branch would you want?
Ben: A pen.
Rev: A pen? What?
Ben: You know, one of those pens with the hot lady and when you turn it upside down her clothes come-
Rev: Oh my god, you... pervert... creep -wrestling sounds-

Thanks for keeping it real with us! We have time for one last question. If a genie could grant one wish for you, any wish in the world, what would it be?
Rev: Wow, that's a really good question. I mean, there's so many things-
Ben: BOOBS! Big ole boobies I can touch any time-
Rev: I THINK THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH! I'm so sorry. Please don't ever invite us again. -dragging Ben away-
Ben: CALL ME LADI-
Interviewer: ... Anyways, uhm... on to the next?

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