Re(2): Tallulah-what a girl IP: 18.104.22.168 Posted on April 28, 2018 at 09:22:32 PM by The Bishop of Dodge Hill
As a bishop, and therefore entitled to read all kinds of filth in order to judge which best deserves a place on the Index, I shall propose Mobo's publication as our next Dirty Book Of The Month for our upcoming Bishops' Conference.
We will need to examine what Holy Scripture has to say about knickerless acrobatic ladies and whether they make suitable reading for Catholic ladies of a certain age like the author's mother. For instance, could young Tallulah perform the Wheel like St.Catherine and, if so, might she be a suitable candidate for canonisation?
I am therefore instructing Father Megson to return to that library pronto and obtain a copy in my name which I expect to receive from him in strictest confidence and in as pristine a fashion as possible ie. preferably unstained.