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My neighbors experience.

Moran my neighbor drops some

buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it’s a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always lands butter-side down.

He rushes round to the presbytery to see Father Flanagan, tells the priest that a miracle has occurred in his kitchen but won’t say what it is. Instead, he asks Fr Flanagan to come and see it with his own eyes.

Moran leads Fr Flanagan back to his house, into his kitchen and asks him what he sees on the floor.

“Well,” says the priest, “it’s pretty obvious. Someone has dropped some buttered toast on the floor and then, for some reason, they flipped it over so the butter is on top.”

“No, Father, I dropped it and it landed like that!” exclaimed Moran

“Oh, my Lord!” says Fr Flanagan. “Dropped toast never lands with the butter side up. It’s a mir….”

He stood, speechless for a moment, before he continued. “Wait… it’s not for me to say it’s a miracle. I’ll have to report this matter to the Bishop and he’ll have to deal with it. He’ll send some people round to interview you, take photos and all that.”

A thorough investigation is conducted, not only by the archdiocese but by scientists sent over from the Curia in Rome. No expense is spared.
There is great excitement in the town as everyone knows that a miracle will bring in much-needed tourism revenue.

Then, after 8 long weeks and with great fanfare, the Bishop announces the final ruling.

“It is certain that some kind of an extraordinary event took place in Moran,s kitchen, quite outside the natural laws of the universe. Yet the Holy See must be very cautious before ruling a miracle. All other explanations must be ruled out. Unfortunately, in this case, it has been declared ‘No Miracle’ because they think that Moran may have buttered the toast on the wrong side!”
Like that one Vince.
Cheers William.

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