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34 signs you are a degenerate gambler

All the talk about "Degenerate Gambler" so I googled "Degenerate Gambler" and thought I would share this article from The Elite Daily...May the odds be ever in you favor...34 signs you're a degenerate gambler by Dan Scotti Aug. 11, 1014

34. YOU STARTED BETTING BECAUSE YOU LOVE SPORTS AND MONEY.
33. ...NOW YOU HATE SPORTS AND HAVE NO MONEY.
32. YOU'VE KICKED SPECIFIC FRIENDS OUT OF THE ROOM YOU'RE WATCHING A GAME IN BECAUSE THEY'RE THE "JINXES."
31. THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN DRUNK-TEXTING YOUR EX IS DRUNK-BETTING THE AUSTRALASIAN NATIONAL RUGBY LEAGUE AT 4 AM.
30. YOU’RE SLIGHTLY IMPRESSED WHEN YOU LOSE EVERY INDIVIDUAL PIECE OF YOUR 5-GAME PARLAY.
29. YOU ASSUMED BRASILE WOULD HANDLE BUSINESS AT HOME THIS YEAR AT THE WORLD CUP, AND ENDED UP CRYING WORSE THAN THEIR FANBASE DID AFTER THAT LOSS TO GERMANY.
28. YOU’VE BET ON CRICKET FOR SOME QUICK MONEY...
27. ...AND YOU WERE UPSET TO DISCOVER THAT CRICKET MATCHES COULD, IN FACT, LAST FOR DAYS.
26. DAYS STUCK AT WORK ARE PERFECT FOR BETTING ON THE WNBA...
25. ...AND YOU’VE USED FEMINISM IN DEFENSE OF THIS BEING PROBLEMATIC.
24. YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK AND STILL BET ON THE JETS, KNICKS, ISLANDERS AND METS.
23. YOU’VE GOT MONEY PENDING ON MONEY MAYWEATHER ALL YEAR LONG, JUST WAITING FOR SEPTEMBER.
22. YOU’VE WOKEN UP LIKE THIS..No f*cking way. THEY CAME BACK?!
21. ...AND YOU’VE WOKEN UP LIKE THIS. No f*cking way. THEY BLEW IT?!
20. YOU’RE NOW AN AVID SOCCE– FOOTBALL FAN AFTER THE PREMIER LEAGUE SOLVED YOUR SATURDAY MORNING BOREDOM (AND HANGOVER, RESPECTIVELY).
19. YOU’VE BET ALL FOUR QUARTERS OF A BASKETBALL GAME, RESPECTIVELY, IN ADDITION TO THE HALF- AND FULL-TIME RESULTS.
18. YOUR DINNER MONEY IS GAMBLING MONEY AND, THUS, YOUR DINNER IS EASY MAC.
17. THE THOUGHT OF KEVIN LOVE AND LEBRON JAMES AND KYRIE IRVING PLAYING TOGETHER MAKES YOU FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY.
16. SPEAKING OF CLEVELAND, BETTING AGAINST “MONEY MANZIEL” IS SACRILEGIOUS.
15. F*CK DOGS, HORSES HAVE BECOME A MAN’S BEST FRIEND.
14. YOU’VE DEVELOPED A FEW “FOOLPROOF” BETTING “SYSTEMS”...
13. ...AND THESE SYSTEMS HAVE ENDED UP LOSING YOU THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS.
12. YOU HAVE “FUTURES” BETS WITH YOUR BOYS, AT THE START OF EACH SEMESTER, ON OVER/UNDER HOW MANY GIRLS YOU THINK YOU CAN RAKE IN.
11. YOU HIT UP YOUR EASTERN EUROPEAN FRIEND FOR TENNIS TIPS.
10. WATCHING SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL IS LIKE GAME 7 OF THE WORLD SERIES, EVERY WEEK.
9. THE NBA SUMMER LEAGUE GAVE NEW MEANING TO YOUR “UNPAID” INTERNSHIP
8. F*CK CHRISTMAS, THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR IS THE ONE WEEK, IN LATE OCTOBER, WHEN THE MLB, NHL, NCAA, NBA AND NFL SEASONS OVERLAP FOR A HOT SECOND.
7. DURING THE ESPYS, YOU BET ON SPECIFIC NOMINATIONS, OR HOW MANY OF DRIZZY'S JOKES WOULD LAND, SINCE THE REST OF THE SPORTS WORLD WAS DEAD.
6. YOU’VE BET ON THE NEW JERSEY LOTTERY.
5. YOU’VE BET ON DARTS.
4. YOU’VE BET ON THE WORLD SERIES OF POKER.
3. YOU’VE BET ON TABLE TENNIS.
2. YOU’VE BET ON FORMULA 1.
1. YOU DON’T THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.












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