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So, I found a bot which acts like predictive text on a phone, but its only been programmed with Harry Potter prose.

Here is an extract from my creation, 'Harry potter and the Wild Yelping of Parchment.'

Enjoy!

Chapter Thirty: Particularly Hard Floors Below Him

Sirius had been watching him anxiously from beside the cooker. He said hello to ron and hermione together at the gryffindor table and sat down on the table in front of them. Harry said nothing. He took a deep breath and continued to gaze at the horizon. sirius changing to his feet and looking back at him with a watery smile on his face as he had done after seeing the snake attack. The snake was spitting fire again and shouted over his shoulder at harry. harry looked around at the others and he sought to keep his temper and his wand.

"I told you not to tell professor dumbledore!" harry said to the snake.

hermione gasped. "what are we going to do with it? "

ron shook his head and stared at the back of his hand.

"well then i think we should go and get someone from gryffindor in the forest" sirius let out a low groan. The snake continued to circle harry and ron.

"Go away from here you " ron said.

"No ron don’t! You know what? i think you’ll want to go to the hospital wing or something. " hermione whispered.

Sirius glared at her feet and stretched.

"Grab the snake snuffles " harry said.

" good night for it " sirius agreed.

"I don’t think we should go " hermione said quietly. Harry snarled.

It was a lime ron and hermione looked scandalized. She shrieked at him with a look. harry and sirius glared after them and turned away. They walked down the stairs to the kitchen and harry saw his wand pointing at the door of the brain room behind them. the night was a great wave of green light and harry heard a scuffle. He looked around at the others sporting gruesome disfigurements. sirius heaved himself out of the window again and shouted over his steak before it reached his belt.

harry could hear his own blood streaming from his rapidly swelling nose. They reached hagrid’s smith through the portrait hole. There was a bang and a flash of bright light of dumbledore’s. Hermione cried suddenly as it passed the place where harry crouched. They hurried together outside the charms classroom. the forest path down to the pitch was a handsome display of pheasant until they reached the first bottle. then they heard a distant voice inside harry’s pocket. sirius had been

watching from the sidelines and pulled out a handkerchief to get a clear shot of the forest path down to the lake in the grounds. the snake was trying to get a rabbit out of the dark water.
"stop it i don’t like that" ron muttered. They were going to do it. Harry knew that she was not a mirror fragment though. She seemed to have been stunned and horrified. if he could not see his face in his hands then he felt voldemort’s unfocused eye trickling down his bruised foot. Harry and ron were together again holding a small child hermione. Goyle bellowed at harry over the top of the stairs and george weasley dropped the money bag onto her head. Lupin picked up his wand again and pointed it at the ministry of magic. the truth was that ron had just reminded harry forcibly of another gryffindor quidditch player who had once sat rumpling his hair under this very tree on the edge of the lake.

"i know what happened last year because the ministry of magic expected me to tell you that professor merrythought is retiring. professor snape made a terrible harry potter and his friends only just got away with us" harry thought.

sirius seemed to have been forced to flee before the basilisk keeled over the threshold into the air and landed with a clatter on the back of his hand.Harry yelled after the elf gleefully closed the door behind him and the train began to move out of the window. ron stared incredulously at dumbledore as if he had
defeated all the weasleys. Hermione said nothing at all times as harry approached the castle below. She knew they were empty words. Harry began to run around the room of requirement and this was simply going to be a giant scorpion. hagrid proudly set off again for the great hall for breakfast without getting lost. tonks helped them again and saw that he was not sure whether or not harry was pleased to see that she was not a mirror. it was too late. Harry felt scared. his wand was out of reach and he was not sure dumbledore had said that he was going to tell her. His eyes were still fixed upon his own wand. The wand sparked feebly. It was a large turkey.

"Oh" said harry quietly.

Harry could not help noticing that there was a handsome manor house behind hermione. it seemed to be a giant hourglass. lamplike eyes lingered for a moment on the spot where dobby had vanished from sight. they entered the house and pulled the invisibility cloak over their heads and hermione flattened herself behind a cluttered hagrid. He seemed frightened.

draco malfoy was standing beside them all smilingly. He was forced to do something extremely interesting. lupin shrewdly glanced sideways at harry and hermione looked at each cheek. malfoy stiffened and hermione laughed. draco hurried back to the castle through the channels they had made earlier in their dormitory and pulled out a handful of new nimbus two thousand and ones. He could not see his face in his stomach as he looked around at the others.

"some cock this is" draco said.

Winky began to move out of the window at the blustery april evening as she spoke.
" winky didn’t kill you when you were a bit of a joke " she said breathlessly. dragons soared around her defensively and staring down at harry with a bewildered diary who was wearing pajamas. snape still hadn’t got to his feet and slammed into the darkness to the floor where it said happily to harry and ron to gag on their
breakfast. Harry could not help noticing that there was a vein pulsing in his temple like the one harry had often admired in uncle vernon and aunt petunia in a shaking voice. Professor mcgonagall was saying something to do with the rest of the class and looking slightly flustered just as harry and ron climbed through the portrait hole into the basin. Hermione gave a shaky laugh and downed silence with a wave of harry’s tearful bike. Then swooping left the room dimmed just as snape had healed malfoy loudly as he could feel himself shaking his quill. Harry stared incredulously at hermione as though she had just been forced to flee before the exams.

sirius impatiently pulled out his wand and the curse once more bounced onto the stove with a loud clunk. Harry could not help wondering whether he felt as though he had been forced to study. He asked percy weasley and ginny in his voice so fast that it sounded furious. ginny had joined voldemort in midair as she continued to warble the first hogsmeade weekend surprise. voldemort knew that greyback was looking mightily impressed. He whispered to hermione and fleur delacour and roger davies came giggling in from the grounds. The snake had gone mad as her master of death that sounded like fudge. hissing as she passed the place where harry stood drunkenly raising his wand back inside his robes and drawing out a short silver knife. voldemort and the snake continued to circle and were pursuing the prime minister breathlessly. The prime minister was a gorilla. Hermione gave a horrible jolt and george roared with laughter at her. Then professor flitwick imploringly repeated uncle vernon’s empty words. Harry began pulling on their protective gloves. He told the knife not to mention the table. The table came out from behind the slytherin dormitory and ran forward to embrace voldemort and the snake.

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