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Xenophobia

Diplomacy according to Brits: the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.

The Portuguese on (disdainful) Spaniards:
- How do you recognize a Spaniard in a library?
- He is the only one to look at a world map of Madrid
The Albanians on the (deviant) Greeks:
- What do you call a Greek with 300 hundred wives?
- A shepherd.
The Estonians on the (introverted) Finns:
- How do you know a Finn is terribly in love with his wife?
- He almost tells her.
The Latvians and Lithuanians on (slow) Estonians:
- I told some Estonian fellows that they’re slow, says a Latvian
- What did they reply? Asks his friend.
- Nothing, but they beat me up the following day…
The Italians on… themselves:
- Why does the Pope always kiss the ground after a flight?
- Only someone who has already travelled with Alitalia will understand.


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