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Re(7): Stevo: C coy Commie
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Vince this reminds me of the camel joke

A new Platoon Commander is visiting his new platoon . While taking a tour with his sergeant of the facility he notices a lone camel near the edge of the base. He asks his sergeant, "Why is there a camel there?"

The sergeant answers, "Well, the men use that camel to have sex."

Disgusted, the the officer says, "Get rid of that camel immediately. I will not have my platoon engaging in that kind of activity, it's disgraceful."

The sergeant responds "Sir, we tried, three times, but the men keep bringing in new ones." He continues "Sir, they are out here 24 hours a day 7 days a week and there are no women on this base. They have to have sex. We can't control that. It's a morale issue."

The officer says "Well take me over there so I can get a look a this camel" The sergeant drives him over and the officer jumps out of the land rover immediately. He tears off all his clothes and goes to town on the camel. Afterward he declares, "Well that's not too bad. I guess they can keep the camel"

The sergeant replies, "Yes sir, but normally the men just ride the camel over to the local whorehouse."

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