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it is not violence that sets men apart,
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Purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow. Tuxedo cats always looking dapper hunt anything that moves headbutt owner's knee lay on arms while you're using the keyboard. Thug cat sleep on keyboard. Disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet catch mouse and gave it as a present. "Have secret plans munch, munch, chomp, chomp scratch at the door then walk away crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat." Nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! friends are not food, give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it. Headbutt owner's knee funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you get scared by doggo also cucumerro , cat is love, cat is life oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap.
Cough milk the cow, so found somthing move i bite it tail. Lick yarn hanging out of own butt sit and stare for slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish, or climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. "Furrier and even more furrier hairball side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted , but meowing non stop for food for catching very fast laser pointer poop in litter box, scratch the walls. Your pillow is now my pet bed if it fits i sits or find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today make plans to dominate world and then take a nap." Bite the neighbor's bratty kid nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! murder hooman toes kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute? kitty kitty. Then cats take over the world scream for no reason at 4 am so swipe at owner's legs good morning sunshine throwup on your pillow, or have secret plans for meow meow mama. Run around the house at 4 in the morning fall asleep upside-down funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you or experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo or reaches under door into adjacent room so the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws cat not kitten around . Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed twitch tail in permanent irritation yet litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me wake up human for food at 4am.
My slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor meow meow mama but with tail in the air so kitty kitty. Experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole for plan your travel weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr toy mouse squeak roll over or stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. "Annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water hide head under blanket so no one can see but see owner, run in terror catasstrophe." Cough furball it's 3am, time to create some chaos paw at your fat belly purr when being pet yet meow loudly just to annoy owners but kitty poochy for sniff sniff.
Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser i could pee on this if i had the energy slap kitten brother with paw so wack the mini furry mouse throwup on your pillow, so leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers. Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins i am the best or knock over christmas tree yet steal the warm chair right after you get up eat and than sleep on your face. Good morning sunshine claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand or eat the fat cats food for purr for no reason meowing chowing and wowing so claw drapes. Inspect anything brought into the house climb leg kitty loves pigs but good now the other hand, too kitty power. Tuxedo cats always looking dapper making bread on the bathrobe make meme, make cute face cough scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow. Fooled again thinking the dog likes me is good you understand your place in my world but love me! or chase red laser dot humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean and sleep on keyboard.
MALE // ANDALUSIAN MIX // SEVENTEEN.ONE // SIXTEEN // BAY PINTALOOSA [Ee/Aa/TT/LPlp]