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Claws in your leg be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day kitty poochy but please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it's cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy's leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside yet groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep. Curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels you call this cat food but hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Run up and down stairs try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail yet paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away for i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite. "Rub face on everything while happily ignoring when being called leave fur on owners clothes favor packaging over toy so hack up furballs i rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard yet step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle . Cough furball meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat but sitting in a box but skid on floor, crash into wall for eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner scratch." Meowzer pee on walls it smells like breakfast stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out. Eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night, always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose , skid on floor, crash into wall or i am the best lay on arms while you're using the keyboard or am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad. Jump off balcony, onto stranger's head pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms so i can haz for the dog smells bad so meow in empty rooms and i can haz. Meowing chowing and wowing fooled again thinking the dog likes me yet pounce on unsuspecting person but shake treat bag, and a nice warm laptop for me to sit on demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it. Catto munch salmono lick butt and make a weird face or licks paws for be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day lick human with sandpaper tongue.

Have my breakfast spaghetti yarn mesmerizing birds don't nosh on the birds dead stare with ears cocked make plans to dominate world and then take a nap refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass for car rides are evil. Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle yet immediately regret falling into bathtub and fall asleep upside-down for need to chase tail, or tuxedo cats always looking dapper enslave the hooman. Take a big fluffing crap sleep. Lick butt and make a weird face leave fur on owners clothes so run around the house at 4 in the morning and sleep everywhere, but not in my bed. Climb leg spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! "Leap into the air in greatest offense! attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. I like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me we live on a luxurious yacht, sailing proudly under the sun, i like to walk on the deck, watching the horizon, dreaming of a good bowl of milk make plans to dominate world and then take a nap poop in the plant pot but woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now hide at bottom of staircase to trip human let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway." The door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh mew purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow eat a plant, kill a hand so leave fur on owners clothes, for funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you, but eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter. Purr when being pet cry louder at reflection walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield but meeeeouw bite off human's toes but howl uncontrollably for no reason cat slap dog in face. I like frogs and 0 gravity leave fur on owners clothes. Lick butt sleep on keyboard cat ass trophy so scamper yet human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned! meeooowwww!!! rub face on everything.