Putin does not want to get Russia mired in Ukraine for twenty years, the way the US was in Afghanistan. He is looking for a way to evacuate his troops from Ukraine, and make it look like a victory.
Vlad had hoped to have President Biden visit Moscow, where Russian Television and Pravda would photograph Vlad and Joey posing for Russian victory photos, however - - -
Joey has reached a point where he doesn’t have the slightest idea who he is or where he is, once he leaves the White House grounds. Plan B:
Russian Television is still broadcasting 1962 re-runs of “The Bob Newhart Show,” and viewers often mistake me for Joe Biden. Vlad and I are working on a deal where I can pose as Biden for photos. Putin will present it as a major victory for the Russian military, and the Red Army will return home to praise and parades.
Problem solved. The Russia/Ukraine War is ended, Putin doesn’t have to nuke the world, and his ego is rescued from defeat