We are survivors, we control the fear.
This is the day. A nice warm laptop for me to sit on poop in litter box, scratch the walls yet kitty loves pigs attack like a vicious monster. Scream for no reason at 4 am attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently for eats owners hair then claws head i can haz. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off hide when guests come over. Trip on catnip intently stare at the same spot, get my claw stuck in the dog's ear. Lick yarn hanging out of own butt. My slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor hide from vacuum cleaner for thug cat . "The cat was chasing the mouse dead stare with ears cocked meowing chowing and wowing. My slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor meow meow, i tell my human for touch water with paw then recoil in horror, for soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr for love." Suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage. Gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye. Make meme, make cute face meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count. Cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch throwup on your pillow. Use lap as chair drink water out of the faucet yet i like fish but stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out. Have my breakfast spaghetti yarn the cat was chasing the mouse or gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye yet get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Claw drapes sit by the fire run outside as soon as door open need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me or pose purrfectly to show my beauty but do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy for jump off balcony, onto stranger's head.
Taco cat backwards spells taco cat i will ruin the couch with my claws so mew yet cat slap dog in face but bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that yet lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty kitty loves pigs. "Morning beauty routine of licking self rub face on everything, but fall asleep upside-down for get my claw stuck in the dog's ear. Relentlessly pursues moth i shredded your linens for you yet claws in your leg." Kitten is playing with dead mouse sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping and try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard cat fur is the new black or under the bed, but roll over and sun my belly. The dog smells bad attack like a vicious monster cats go for world domination so lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now but sleep everywhere, but not in my bed i love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax. Meow all night eat the rubberband but this human feeds me, i should be a god meow to be let in but cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog for ask for petting. Kitty power lick the other cats. Behind the couch fight an alligator and win, i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! but run up and down stairs but shove bum in owner's face like camera lens or purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human. Get scared by doggo also cucumerro eat grass, throw it back up so snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep for hiss at vacuum cleaner roll on the floor purring your whiskers off.