High School Story Comes True? Posted on June 3, 2022 at 11:52:43 PM by Dirty Old Man
Remember the story guys liked to tell in high school, about a guy whose girlfriend was sucking his dick while he was driving his car? The story was that the guy wrecked the car, and his girlfriend bit his dick off. Well, I never believed it, but - -
Yahoo!/AutoBlog has a story that rivals that: “A Florida driver distracted by receiving intimate services from his passenger lost track of his surroundings and crashed head-on into a FedEx delivery vehicle in Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday, resulting in ‘injuries to his private area,’
Neither occupant of the FedEx vehicle was injured; the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.”