Re(2): Masters - Trees falling IP: 216.239.178.105 Posted on April 7, 2023 at 10:03:46 PM by Hiney
That’s the next part of the story. Rory will carve a miraculous wooden club out of the fallen pine, carve a lightning bolt into the head, and name it wonder-sucker. The rest of the field falls apart on the restart allowing Rory inside the cut line. With his homemade club, Rory charges up the leaderboard, only to learn he is disqualified because he didn’t take his TaylorMade out of his bag and was over the club limit.
Upon learning of the error and the disqualification, a crazed fan in Florida loads his pickup with a taser, 4 by 4s, a hammer, nails, and rope and starts the drive to Jupiter FL. Neighbors report hearing only the word Cocksucker upon the fan’s departure Replies:
