poetry IP: 108.36.201.172 Posted on January 3, 2024 at 10:36:15 PM by January13th1959born
Defeat Doggone Donald Trump
sure man, we must bring out
biggest n baddest gun
cuz a vandal lies -
iz among modern Attila the hun
trump petting Machiavellian
machismo wresting injun
every noble tribe
fomenting xenophobia
portends demise of freedom,
and antithesis with barbed ken
a d's, who would comb
in mighty handy now - where men
cower against atrocious,
ferocious and noxious pen
door rah imp -
self proclaimed demigod -
inducing dangerous sen
say shun - opprobrious provocative
spark to usher then...
countdown to destruction
of democracy if and/or when
he garners presidency -
kiss arse goodbye,
pudding head between legs zen...
K – A - B – O – O – M GOES DEMOCRACY!
Gestapo Re Don Dint,
I don't wanna don duck dynasty
outfit or that of a woodchucker
but...holy mother f*cker
kudos to heckler,
who doth steam roller trump
iz bad company mean trucker.
thus - for umpteenth attempt to post
without intention to induce
rabid reaction to roast
my ass (scrawny just to be cheeky),
i dick rye america will burn like toast
if....mister moneybags -
finishes first place
presidential electorate,
he doth blithely coast.
My anti Donald trump screed -
continues till...election day.
WE MUST DO MORE THAN YODEL LOUD:
out....out...get...
ding dong Donald drake...
out...of...here...without...
his...coat....of...armor.
I will not vote for
that mane lion kapo -
jabbering indiscretion.
Herewith iz core of original poem -
i dashed off in a huff n hour -
to douse dat don
trumpeting joie de vivre
fin d siecle utopia of yesteryear
spewing sewerage bilge -
striking horror -
for opinion aye espouse
based on scary
political fracas looming nightmare -
whar mo' will grouse
to obstruct trump access
to black keys to white house
looming presidential fate
worse than death
MUST NOT become real -
cuz - ex post facto tool hate
to gruff fervently toward louse
he will crush sacred freedoms,
whence western civilization
goes off bluff
loosely analogous
to rabid cat terminating
the life of more'n Mickey Mouse.
DUCK AFTER DUMP PING THE DON
air ring ma thoughts -
no matter aye ham
juiced one twenty first century
mwm ape serves as genuine s cape
to fly (during
pitch black hours of night)
on his witch a ma call it...
to escape temporarily
the cares and concerns
of an uncertain world,
where as n outlier
from the madding crowd i gape
sheer insanity trumpeting strumpets
donning his hair coiffed
and puffed like it whir
wind blown, thence
kickstart ting mobs to stir
prejudice and senselessness purr
paying bodyguards to evict
car ruckus-causing murmur
oh...how en-mass country
flushing out queenly
minority reporters viz enema inure
blind faith toward
self avowed demigod –
seize whore viz Caesar
go to hell in handbasket
and rack up stratospheric
global debt
cause zing this
one measly mortal male to fret
that totalitarian rule will force
every man, woman
and child to march....het
two...three...four,
while the billionaire
turns third blind eye flagging
reo speedwagon getaway
in his foo fighter jet
argh...heavens to Betsy,
how did fickle finger of fate let
this pompous ass vacuums
majority votes across world wide net
finagle vox populi grooming hooligans
nasty ruffian thugs
with smashed face as his pet?
long story short -
pondering rental circumstance
will be moot and upended if this ret
chad, evil, googly-eyed, gastronomic,
narcissistic bullish don will set
spark for world war three -
his villain his henchmen,
he will train as pit bulls to vet
unless....Katrina
and the Waves, superman
or Sabrina the teenage witch
can oust him yet.
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Re(1): poetry - By yohannathomasMarch 26, 2024 at 05:56:34 PM
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