Shedding light

The Holy father ordered me to check on some leaked rumours coming out of Ladybarn, that Fr. Megson was larger than the Cistern Chapel Bible. Armed with a torch and a tape measure purloined from a dress shop (did you know the first six inches measures a foot?) I slipped into the stadium of murk on one of those 'silent footsteps' Got the impression it wasn't a welcome mat and scraped my shoe along the wall to the accompniment of music coming from upstairs. The scraping seemed to blend in perfectly. The quiz room was suprisingly lit and I was able to find a chair that almost had a cover on. Then suddenly the room went dark and switching on my laser like torch I recognised Fr. Megson standing in the doorway. My report confirms the worst and his trial starts next tuesday at the London Palladium. Tony has agreed to plead for him.... With a bit of luck they just might let him have him.


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