Re(1): ubiquity IP: 184.108.40.206 Posted on January 19, 2013 at 10:02:34 PM by Dave Rainford's Agent
Dear Can't Hang Dave
I'm afraid that it is my duty to inform you that Mr. Rainford now charges commission everytime someone of his acquaintance chooses to drop that fact into any conversation they may have with whomsoever at wherever. He is currently charging £20 a word plus VAT.
Consequently, we have calculated that you owe him for 16 words x £20 + VAT (at the current rate of 20%) so he will expect a cheque from you for £384 addressed to: