Re(4): Man Utd Lose Home Game - The World Mourns. IP: 18.104.22.168 Posted on December 8, 2013 at 11:49:30 PM by Lord Lucan
Ah, the White Swan! Many a Wednesday evening I would sit quietly in the corner, heavily disguised, reading my paper and watching the Charabancs floundering hopelessly on cricket questions and ones about Irish rivers and tragically failing to select the easy questions in Pick Your Subjects rounds.
One night, I thought I recognised that old priest chappie as the one who used to sit me on his knee and fiddle with me during our private Latin tutorials at Eton after which I was so traumatised that I grew up to become a gambler and a murderer and was forced to flee the country. But when I cornered him in the Gents one night and asked him about this, he just told me to 'Feck Off'.