Re(1): Anybody seen Fred? IP: 18.104.22.168 Posted on July 9, 2014 at 05:36:10 PM by Jude the Obscurantist
Hi Dusty, Jude here. Anthony passed your prayer on to me. Apparently, anything to do with Brazil now comes under the category of 'Hopeless Causes'. Hope you don't mind?
I've made enquiries about Fred and it seems he's currently under arrest along with the rest of the Brazilian team. They are all being held in a reasonably nice detention centre where I'm told they get fed at least once a week and beatings are strictly forbidden on holy days. Don't prisoners get it cushy these days, eh? Anyhoo, more than that I'm not allowed to say at this stage but Fred sends his love and says not to allow anyone to go near the septic tank until he gets back (possibly some time in the next decade)!