Re(5): (no subject) IP: 184.108.40.206 Posted on August 21, 2014 at 06:06:01 PM by Swinger for Jesus
Father, I'm a tad confused with your erudite explanation of the Church's position on three-sided affairs. Maybe it's time it came off its high horse?
After all, isn't the very concept of God a three-sided affair, involving a father with his son and a saintly dead person? If one wasn't a Christian, one might think that constituted incestuous child abuse with a bit of necrophilia thrown in!
On the other hand,it might be on safer ground with four-sided affairs. Me and the Missus have just joined a swingers club with some nice Jehovah's Witnesses from next door. Surely that can't qualify as a sin can it Father?
PS. We followed your tip and asked Anne from the Historymen about this but she just muttered something about her house not being big enough! Replies: