Total Balalaika Experience


Have none of you, save Tovarish Adam, lived. Did countless Soviet heroes perish in the Great Patriotic War so that you should continue to live in ignorance of The Leningrad Cowboys?

Better to be poisoned, shot and dumped in the Neva than to miss their subtle rendition of that decadent classic "Delilah" supported only by the Red Russian Army Choir and a host of dancing girls in folkloric costume. Read Pravda or watch YouTube for a further dialectical synthesis of this argument.

The great tragedy of Soviet history is that neither Stalin nor Lenin lived long enough to get their rocks off to these cultural icons. Unlike Andropov they would not have been unpatriotic enough to drop off during the encore.

Jobless of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your quiffs and winklepickers.


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