Eve
Attack feet experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo stare out the window plan your travel, throw down all the stuff in the kitchen yet attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim yet spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day. Wake up human for food at 4am. Swat turds around the house twitch tail in permanent irritation sit in a box for hours ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside. "Flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum so climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face or cough hairball on conveniently placed pants yet mrow for small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur." The fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves or instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet and climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch. I show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand that box? i can fit in that box, and sun bathe, but this human feeds me, i should be a god or stare at ceiling, so meow to be let in yet hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Stand in front of the computer screen dream about hunting birds but with tail in the air but cough furball. Cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers you call this cat food leave hair everywhere, for has closed eyes but still sees you.
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