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Posted on June 15, 2025 at 06:12:39 AM by Caelus
Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.
Q: How do you know if a Polak has been using a computer?
A: There's whiteout on the screen.
Q: How do you take census in a Polish village?
A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?
A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?
A: Yellow in the front, Brown in the back!
Replies:
- Whiff of anti-semitism around that census “joke” nm - By mgaelster June 15, 2025 at 07:24:24 AM
- The whole thing i offensive to an entire ethnicity. * - By ny1995v2 June 15, 2025 at 07:48:06 AM
- JFC mods delete this shit* - By JoeMama June 15, 2025 at 06:27:11 AM
- The Withnail - By Caelus June 15, 2025 at 06:23:27 AM
- Sarah Catherine Hook.* - By kccambo June 15, 2025 at 03:39:59 AM
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